I rank drinks on a scale from 1 to 5 livers – not that livers are good (except for, you know, keeping you alive, but then you really only need one, so wouldn’t one liver be the best? I mean, five livers would just get really unwieldy), but, hey, work with me here, ok? I just…I didn’t want to use stars.
1 liver – An abomination.
2 livers – Not pleasant.
3 livers – Perfectly drinkable.
4 livers – Delightful.
5 livers – Say hello to your new favorite drink.