What’s with these rankings, anyway?

I rank drinks on a scale from 1 to 5 livers – not that livers are good (except for, you know, keeping you alive, but then you really only need one, so wouldn’t one liver be the best? I mean, five livers would just get really unwieldy), but, hey, work with me here, ok? I just…I didn’t want to use stars.

1 liver – An abomination.

2 livers – Not pleasant.

3 livers – Perfectly drinkable.

4 livers – Delightful.

5 livers – Say hello to your new favorite drink.

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